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by Soles65533 June 8, 2017

scaggy

Used as an adjective to describe something as nasty or disgusting.

Dude, I wouldn't swim in there, that waters scaggy.

by Drew285 March 27, 2009

Shaggered

1. The passive perception of finding a object that is completely broken, distorted, shattered, destroyed. The use of a Shaggered object is completely invalid due to how messed up it is.

2. To completely mess up a sentence, making a typical teen correct them self’s with “*” or to talk gibberish before rewording what you initially were going to say.

“Man dude, I was walking in a abandoned building and I found a staircase that was completely shaggered; so I couldn’t go up.”

by Vlandor May 28, 2019

saggy saddlebag

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.

fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.

by Fresh May 5, 2003

Saggedy Anns

Deflated fun bags that rest upon one's stomach that no longer serve any sexually purpose . Saggedy Anns may continue to produce a negligible amount of milk. However, It is NOT to be consumed.

Perky Tits- Omg! I can't even right now. Her Saggedy Anns are so NOT on fleek.
Old Tits- Just shut up. My Saggedy Anns may not be perky, but they are older and wiser. Besides, my tits are none of your concern.
10 year old boy - MAMA I HUUNGY
Old Tits- Go away Billy, momma's milk is spoiled.

by MaryBoo January 21, 2015

Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.

Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.

by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018

sagging

wearing ones pants around the hips so that they sag down and bunch up around the ankles. Originally, this was a prison thing that signified that you were another prisoner's property, ie bitch. Punks were forced to wear their pants this way so it would be easier for their masters to pull their pants down and butt-fuck them. Somehow this became a 1990's fashion trend. I learned this from watching a TV special on prison life. The inmate who related the story was an elderly black gentleman who had been sentenced to life in prison and had been there for over fifty years. He marveled how such a mark of shame became a fashion statement. He said that younger inmates don't believe him when he tells them but swears it's the truth. I believed him. I also think they should let him out already, he's like 80 and I don't think he represents a threat to society.

Look at any wanna-be gangster (wankster) How the hell are you supposed to run from cops with your pants around your hips and your shoes unlaced anyway. If any of these little punk-asses actually did anything bad enough to get them thrown in the slammer they would no doubt shortly find out exactly what saggy pants are good for.

by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003