Stabbing the carp

Woman masterbation.

Everyone could tell when they walked in the room Summer had been stabbing the carp...fish was in the air.

by Knot consensual November 1, 2023

stabbing utensil

A utensil used for stabbing purposes. I.E. Stabbing a goat; Stabbing a murder victim.

My mother was beat down and murdered with a stabbing utensil.

by NenjiMax June 29, 2005

stabbing the pirate

jerking off / masturbation

We saw Caitlin stabbing the pirate through the window.

by jellohohoh March 17, 2006

Stabbing Westward

a band to not listen to when you are depressed.

Girl:
"hey that stabbing westward cd is pretty cool..."

Guy: "fuck you"

by Jessly December 22, 2005

stabbing face

When a guy is getting head.

Friend 1: "How was that date last night?"
Friend 2: "Totally ended up stabbing face!"
Friend 1: "Nice." (accompanied by high five)

by TastyBIGWang February 10, 2007

stabbing the cat

a really cool way to say jacking off

also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won't get it.

"Dude that guy is fucking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!"

by Haley ann January 14, 2008

Stabbing Kitten

While receiving oral satisfaction from a woman, stab her in the back. This will cause her jaw to clench giving you a different feeling than just and ordinary blow job would give.

My friends dared me to give here a stabbing kitten, because hey, I don't even like her anyways.

by Kurt April 23, 2005