Squit

To abruptly have meant quit, but in the moment of passion a slur occurs producing the beautiful and somehow better sounding word for the occasion....SQUIT!

I told you to squit what you’re doing! Or I will make you squit!

by Big red 1428 March 30, 2023

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sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends

I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump

by snigger67 July 24, 2017

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Squits

The sudden urge to go to the bathroom after a fart, only to find that only a few splashes of diarrhoea begin oozing from your rectum as you feel 'clogged up'....

"I think that chicken was undercooked, I've been feeling funny but I think I've just had the squits."

by M3ga Bea5t September 20, 2020

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Squit Tosh

To describe some one who doesn't know what they're doing and is very weird

You're a squit tosh!

by UwU furry July 22, 2019

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When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.

Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?

Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.

Chuck: Have you get extra pants?

Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon

Chuck: That's grim

by Sieffy April 5, 2013

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