Squanch

A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality

Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch

by Squanchy July 12, 2022

Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.

I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.

by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Indian Squanch

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.

You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"

Brenda! Dont be such an indian squanch!

by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022

Squanch

To put someone beneath absolute filth; Dreg of the underfilth.

I will squanch this dude.

by Shekelboy April 1, 2020

Squanch

Squanch is originally from “Rick and Morty.” After yelling squanch at school, it became a very known thing in Mount Pleasant, Tx. Squanch became popular from Carson, Colton, and Mason. Squanch has spread all over East Texas and has had other groups associated with it.

“Yo nigga, u tryna come Squanch later?“
“Aye girl, I’m tryna Squanch ur coochie and put my gravy on your taters.”

by Squancher69 November 23, 2019

squanch

When you squeeze someones balls so hard that they make the noise squanch and unidentified liquid flys about putting the male is in a stupendous pain and wishes he could be black and go back to the 1800s

Girl: I had a fight with reece yesterday i squanched his balls

by tyron mings could win the worl November 24, 2021