The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.
Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..
See also scissoring
See also scissoring
by fat_atkison September 15, 2011
1. To squish or resize something or someone so that proportions are skewed
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched
2. an adjective describing something or someone that has been squanched
by squanchsupreme June 18, 2020
by DaSquancher August 21, 2018
To steal or act of stealing "squanch". someone who bums aorund other peoples places of residence unwantedly, eating their food and smoking their weed.
by nugget master March 7, 2008
That Bitch's Squanch is Gnarles Barkley
by TVICH March 17, 2017
The word squanch has a similar meaning to words like: whammed, hench and dench. However, if you are squanch you are also quite likely to be aggressive or on piss/violence. It will often be used as a compliment amongst the mandem.
"Oi, you ain't even squanch blud"
"Nah I heard he on gang, swear he bare squanch aswell"
"My YG is squanch bare man saying he on piss still"
"Nah I heard he on gang, swear he bare squanch aswell"
"My YG is squanch bare man saying he on piss still"
by Abdi Is A Jeg January 6, 2019
by C Kuds May 12, 2005