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splinter cell

the only game that uses more night vision than paris hillton.
splinter cell uses alot of night vision. paris hilton likes to make sex tapes. with night vision.
by placebox December 30, 2007
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splinterhead

One who runs games in a traveling carnival.
Although often included under the umbrella terms “carny” and “carnie”, splinterheads consider themselves to be of a different ilk, completely separate from sideshow performers and ride operators, whom they consider to be freaks and simpletons, respectively.
Some splinterheads employ morally questionable tactics to draw people to their games, keep them playing, and insure that they lose–firmly establishing the stereotype of the skulduggerous splinterhead.
Indeed, it is from splinterheads where we get the term “mark”, one who is targeted as a dupe in some scheme: back in the day, after a splinterhead had identified a gullible carnivalgoer, he/she might discreetly pat this person’s back with chalk, leaving the unsuspecting individual easily recognizable to all splinterheads.
“Splinterheads don't have the luxury of sitting around in ticket booths or pushing buttons all day. You know, we really have to work for our money. We have to pick our marks in the crowd, and we have to take those suckers for all they’re worth, or we don't make a cent. You know, it is really hard work.” –Galaxy
from the film, Splinterheads (2009)
by chain toker March 14, 2009
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urethral splinter torture

A very painful process in which someone sticks a splinter down your penis and it gets stuck
My friend gave me urethral splinter torture
by Masterpotatoman October 6, 2016
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Dodge Sprinter

Along with the Chevy Lumina Van, this vehicle will get you all the young wet bitches and cruise better than a Dynamic Image/Euro Styles East souped up car.
I'm gonna plow my Dodge Sprinter through Euro Styles East's windows and then flick off all the mother fuckers that stand in my way.
by Fusy Baby December 11, 2004
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Sprinter

A girl who is easy. Usually refers to a girl who gives head a lot. She's a sprinter because she's quick to hop on the dick.
See that girl Gwen? she a sprinter.
by AK(otb) December 11, 2009
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Master splinter

A person who looks like a rat, but with the training of the Karate. So in essence Master Splinter is just a Ninja Rat Boy
Ahh! Master Splinter you have honoured us with your presence.
by Maverick October 13, 2003
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splinter cell

Another term for a splinter cell is a type of cell (aka : militia-type group) that is seperated into an, often secret, location.

Splinter Cell is the name of a kickass game from Tom Clancy (even though there is a claim that he had no relation whatsoever to its development), brought to us by Ubisoft. Sam Fisher is a splinter cell, working overseas by himself, but equipped with technology that lets his buddies in the US government pinpoint his every location and every doing.
"Being monitored 24-7 sounds like hell actually."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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