spurtprise

a surprise ejaculation either by premature ejaculation or as a practical joke.

I spurtprised my girlfriend this morning with a facial.

by meatfluteofsavageblows July 21, 2012

sparmp

Used as a compliment or to define something/someone in a positive way

You’re so sparmp, that’s not sparmp, what a sparmpy day.

by velezy July 29, 2023

Spoogebob Spermpants

The best TK to ever play bzflag.

I hope someday to be as cool as Spoogebob Spermpants. Until then, I'll just sit in my corner and masturbate.

by Spoogebob Spermpants February 18, 2003

spumped

The condition of pulling into a gas station and forgetting which side your gas tank is on.

I was trying to tank up my boyfriend's car but I pulled into the gas station and got spumped.

by Mimi Lintvedt July 19, 2005

Spoogebob Spermpants

Your mom

Blah!

by Whoop dee doo July 10, 2003

spump

Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after anal sex.

"I better go and change my pants; bit of a spump"

by Hieronymous Blacksteele October 3, 2006

Spurphie

A person who emanates vibes of sexiness so strong that even metal detectors, radios, and weather sensitive people somehow pick them up.

Hot diggity, a Spurphie storm's a-comin'! I can feel it in my bones.

by BoomBoomPowIronman May 31, 2010