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spurtprise

a surprise ejaculation either by premature ejaculation or as a practical joke.
I spurtprised my girlfriend this morning with a facial.
by meatfluteofsavageblows July 21, 2012
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sparmp

Used as a compliment or to define something/someone in a positive way
You’re so sparmp, that’s not sparmp, what a sparmpy day.
by velezy July 29, 2023
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Spoogebob Spermpants

The best TK to ever play bzflag.
I hope someday to be as cool as Spoogebob Spermpants. Until then, I'll just sit in my corner and masturbate.
by Spoogebob Spermpants February 18, 2003
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spumped

The condition of pulling into a gas station and forgetting which side your gas tank is on.
I was trying to tank up my boyfriend's car but I pulled into the gas station and got spumped.
by Mimi Lintvedt July 19, 2005
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Spoogebob Spermpants

by Whoop dee doo July 10, 2003
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spump

Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after anal sex.
"I better go and change my pants; bit of a spump"
by Hieronymous Blacksteele October 3, 2006
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Spurphie

A person who emanates vibes of sexiness so strong that even metal detectors, radios, and weather sensitive people somehow pick them up.
Hot diggity, a Spurphie storm's a-comin'! I can feel it in my bones.
by BoomBoomPowIronman May 31, 2010
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