dual spruce

to shit and throw up at the same time.

Dude, that Chartwells made me dual spruce!

by bisignano February 17, 2008

Cum Strudel

The act of one ejaculating onto a toaster strudel.

Guy 1: "Have you ever made a cum strudel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I gave one to my girlfriend last night! She didn't even know!"

by TheOfficialFaj June 18, 2016

Produce the spruce

Dropping phat logs in the toilet

Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!

by Tacobellchamp69 September 5, 2019

Fatal Strudel

A strutel that is given to one that has massive hemorrhoids, causing them to pop and bleed profusely, resulting in death.

Hey man, did you hear about Derrick? I heard Bill gave him a fatal strudel, and now he's dead.

by Dumas January 4, 2007

Waking Strudel

Slapping someone's ass EXTREMELY hard while they are asleep, which wakes the person up, and often results in violence.

Man, I was so pissed when Derrick woke me up with that waking strudel.

by Dumas January 7, 2007

spruce creek fly in

A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.

local pilot lands in ocean after leaving spruce creek fly in

by space captain November 23, 2018

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.

I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004