Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Sparkling Gay

The 'Twilight' variation of the phrase "flaming gay".

Edward is sparkling gay.
Twilight is so 'sparkling gay' it makes clay aiken look straight.

by Dr. Habanero May 28, 2010

shardling

the upgraded version of a bag whore

What a freaking shardling...smoking up all my shit, then leaving!

by tylerfield85 November 27, 2012

spanling

a reverse spanking. a spanking given to a chily bish on her
hoo-ha! it is recieved with sheer delite!! a reward.
however spanlings can only be given if you have a spanling slip. and then it is free.

muffy- "buffy and fluffy, report to uffyanda for a spanling slip." "you deserve one free spanling."

buffy- "omg!" "it's not even my birthday!"
fluffy- " we are toatally luckie bishes."

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

Sparkling Wine

Wine that has undergone a second process of fermentation (usually in the bottle). This is accomplished by adding yeasts and sugar to the already fermented wine. During this second fermentation, carbon dioxide is released, thus creating the fizzy effect.

Did you know that Champagne is a type of sparkling wine?

by dft_197 January 4, 2009

Spalding Beer

A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.

You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.

damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.

by Biznah September 19, 2005

Spragging

Dragging. (Used in the coal regions of Pennsylvania. Originally a type of brake on a carriage axle.)

"If ya wanna go faster, quit spragging your feet!" "Look at 'dat tailpipe spraggin' under 'dat Chevy."

by lifefeedsonlife November 8, 2013