sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

by John McCollum February 13, 2007

The Jerry Springer Show

A concentration of white/black trash.

The Jerry Springer Show is hilarious to watch.

by amethyst January 14, 2008

Springeresque

An adjective that decribes a situation that involves extreme and ongoing drama.

A springeresque life.

by Archeo Bob April 29, 2010

spongeroadies

A bunch of horny hoes who love UK boyband Roadtrip. They also ship Javie but they’re mainly just hoes

Oh, they’re a hoe?? They must be in Spongeroadies

by Sponges October 8, 2019

Jerry Springer

A funny reality talk show that usually has rednecks or niggers beating the crap out of each other.

Jerry Springer kicks ass.

by Bobby De Niro August 21, 2006

sponger

Bodyboarder.
A far superior beign to that of the surfer. They are able to launch later, ride deeper and catch higher airs then anyone with a board longer then 48".

Dude, that sponger rips like a real bad ass. You see how deep he was in that tube? Unreal!

by BZboy October 13, 2003

sponger

An unemployed person who has made no effort to get a job, and sponging benefit money from the Government.

I hate that wanker Mike. He's a right sponger.

by Dick Harry Ho February 2, 2004