The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.
Jack: Finished in there?
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.
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Get the splash protection mug.The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
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How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.
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Get the saltine splash mug.The term given to when one's poop is dense and heavy enough to cause a plop, in the toilet, that results in one's butt to be splashed. It's a commonality that one becomes panicked as to why their butt has received a wet surprise, that is, until they remember their Chinese feast the night prior.
"Aww, dude, what the hell was that!?... God damn plop splash, fucking General Tso's gets me every time."
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Get the Plop Splash mug.The act of twerking while hovering over a body of water whereby your flapping ass cheeks splash against the surface and cause turbulence.
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Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006
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