splinky

adjective. Happy, bouncy, cool, neat, fun! ...YAY! =)

Toe-socks are extremely splinky! Especially striped ones.

by Michele Morris April 26, 2006

Splank

(n) A messy ejaculation that did not go as intended and most often ended up in the wrong place.

(v) To ejaculate in a way that is not pleasant or sexy. To miss one's intended target.

(n) While I was jacking the beanstalk (masterbating), I got splank all through my hair.

(v) Oh my god, last night, George splanked in between my toes.

by Renobinamen November 15, 2010

Jay Yule + Bec Spink

Two amazingly fashion savy scots who are extremely friendly and GORGEOUS!

they enjoy trampolining, Skins, Topshop and Ian's Hands.

EVERYONE LOVES THEM!

feli loves you!

Cook: Whaaa man who are those chicks over there?
Bean: I dunno man but they have awesome accents!
Cook: WHAT WHAT ITS Jay Yule + Bec Spink!

by LANGOSH January 15, 2010

splinka

a phrase usually referring to a big black man however he has a white mans penis. usually they are racist towards said penis and commit hate crimes on it.

“bro i was about to fuck a dude but he was a splinka!!”

by cuando69 April 7, 2021

Slink Monster

A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.

" There slink monster is again; drinking beer and running over side-part with her monster car. "

by Yogirunner July 29, 2016

Splick

The sound that something disgusting and slimy makes when it is tossed into your compost bin.

When I threw the rotten pumpkin into the compost it went "splick!"

by Juniper76 May 15, 2016

Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 1, 2020