Speech and Debate

1. Club in which members can actually talk in front of a group of people with out sweating like a fat kid running the mile in July.

2. The art of public Speaking.

3. The sexiest group of people ever.

Boy: "I just joined my High school speech and debate team."

Girl: "Really? It turns me on when people can talk in front of people"

by Joshua D. T. April 28, 2009

spleclination

Spiders or the force

How does a panda hold bamboo shoots without thumbs? Must be spleclination.

by Rennar September 4, 2017

Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.

Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.

Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"

Q: "Why don't you just take an Über?"

A: "Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche."

by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016

speech spice

exaggerating too much while narrating a scene to others.

Kelly: OMG Did u hear what Anna was talking about???
Jane: Yeah!, I don't believe it though!. She adds too many speech spices!

by perfitect July 23, 2009

Sprechen Sie Dork?

A response to something stupid, or a friend who doesn't understand what you're saying. Similar to "losersayswhat?" or "asphinctersays what?" or "cockandballs?".

Bill: Could you throw this bucket of gasoline on the fire?
Ted: Sprechen Sie Dork?

by Lord Zoltar December 24, 2005

Spelch

Pronunciation: \'spelch\
Function: verb

Etymology: Early 21st Century evolution from the Old English 'spebealcan' before 12th century
|Intransitive verb|

1 : to expel gas suddenly from the stomach through the mouth accompanied with previously ingested sperm.

Upon completion of an angry blow-job, Samantha spelched in Rod's face.

by MaddDad February 24, 2014

freedom of speech

The freedom to an opinion and the right to express it in a non-violent and non-threatening manner. It does not, as opposed to what many people think, grant the freedom to say anything without consequences.

John: "I can threaten to kill you and your family all I want, it's freedom of speech."
Dave: "You're an idiot."

by nbtrap August 4, 2007