Skip to main content

Splech

I spleched in my gf eye, she didn't like it.
by oldpervert=D January 13, 2008
mugGet the Splech mug.

UwU Speech

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.
Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "
by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019
mugGet the UwU Speech mug.
Related Words

Spleh

A slang term which is Synonym to the word swag When u looking swaggy and people are always asking you what You got on that’s the spleh
Lady:What you got on

Man:Don’t worry about it sweetheart that’s the spleh
by DattaKenSlime February 20, 2019
mugGet the Spleh mug.

greatest speech ever

The speech from Team america world police. At the end... you know the great one.
The greatest speech ever:
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks.
And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
Kim Jong Il is an asshole.

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
by jodertu November 21, 2010
mugGet the greatest speech ever mug.

Winger speech

An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.
Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!

Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.
by yourboybd December 30, 2018
mugGet the Winger speech mug.

the speech function

without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice.

also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly racist terms together in a high pitched robot voice.
"Siyock!!"
"What the hell?"
"Oh sorry, that was the speech function on my Mac"
by wambulance June 12, 2009
mugGet the the speech function mug.

Hillary Speech

a violent expulsion of intestinal gas. Reasoning that though it be striking and loud it is nothing but foul smelling hot wind.
Last night's bean burritos made me give one helluva Hillary speech this morning.
by Maximus Rex May 5, 2007
mugGet the Hillary Speech mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email