Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.
(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".
by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008
Get the splatch mug.Term for any person associated with Florida State University; to include all alumni, students, student-athletes, faculty, staff, supporters, boosters and fans regardless of race, creed, ethnicity or religion; and refers to the general exploitation and stereotyping of Native Americans by the university though deriving more specifically from the use of a "spear" logo by their athletic programs and the football program's pre-game ritual that involves a white male student dressed as a Native American planting a flaming spear into the ground.
If you can't attend the University of Florida, you can always become a Spearchucker.
It's hard to believe that with all the supposed support FSU gets from the actual Seminole Tribe that they still let a Spearchucker frat boy in red face ride out onto the field rather than an actual member of the Seminole Tribe.
More often than not, the Gators beat some serious Spearchucker butt in football.
It's hard to believe that with all the supposed support FSU gets from the actual Seminole Tribe that they still let a Spearchucker frat boy in red face ride out onto the field rather than an actual member of the Seminole Tribe.
More often than not, the Gators beat some serious Spearchucker butt in football.
by Huxley Hofmann October 9, 2011
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by Bart Wilkins March 25, 2003
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Get the splurch mug.Shlarching is a verb that comes from an act most commonly used during SCAT sex, when seminal fluid or cum is sucked from the female participants vagina, in a pig like eating fashion after the act of borud.
The newlyweds celebrated their union with a thundercats marathon, SCAT sex, borud, followed by his shlarching.
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