shizzering

When one 'gets rad' with their exhaust pipe. The word dates back to the first ever ute drivers who after tuning their mufflers used to proceed with making love to it.

Woodley enjoys a bit of shizzering every now and then.

by My name is Simon. July 29, 2004

Spizzerinctum

When at a party, and one falls asleep with their shoes, rather than t-bagging the person to ejaculate ontop of them.

Dude, that kid shouldn't have fallen asleep. Now, he's gonna get spizzerinctumed.

by Tor. November 29, 2009

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

Spitzzerinctum

The vein connecting the nasal passage to the intestinal tract.

Person A: I've been shitting blood and brain fluid for the past few days.

Person B: It's probably just your spitzzerinctum.

by Poopintown November 14, 2011

Sweitzering

The act of taking the invitation one has offered to share their snacks with, BUT wear out your welcome quickly by eating 3/4 of food that was offered without permission or remorse.

Liz: “opening bag of delicious kettle cooked chips”
Joe: Hey, can i have a couple of those chips?
Liz: Sure! “points bag towards joe”
Joe: Thanks! “takes bag and dumps into lap leaving only 3 left in the bag”
Liz: HEY stop Sweitzering my chips you inconsiderate prick!
Joe: My bad i didn’t even notice. “continues to eat pile of chips out of lap"

by BowTom June 9, 2014

spingering

To put into the Vulcan V and continue to finger a girl in both her vagina and anus

Dude, I was just spingering my girl!

by Bigslugger May 3, 2015

Shittering

A combination of shitting and shivering

Friend:"Dude, what are you doing?"
Me:"I'm shittering. Leave me alone."

by xfiosx December 3, 2016