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inverted spider monkey

A high level sex move in which the girl is face down on a bed (imperative given the power of the thrust) the man positions himself on the girls buttocks facing her legs, which are held by the man as far up as he or she can handle. The man then penetrates straight down for maximum depth- after that its a matter of thrusting as hard as possible until one or both of the partners bursts into uncontrollable screams. And that is the inverted spider monkey.
Mike did you hear that the interns where doing the inverted spider monkey last night, apparently the screams could be heard for blocks.
by TheOnlyTruth1 July 6, 2010
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flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.
by The Dude's a Pederast January 8, 2008
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Angolan spider monkey

When you a woman has her legs behind her head and you proceed to give her cunnilingus whilst pinning her against the wall
This chick was so flexible i was able to go at her while she was doing the Angolan spider monkey
by Nostalgia inc. July 26, 2021
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The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.
“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”
by mondocrunk May 23, 2022
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Tanzanian Spider Monkey

When you hang upside down from a pole and/or a balcony and ejaculate semen into your mouth, almost resembling a Tanzanian Spider Monkey
Bro did you see Jacob last week? He was hanging off the balcony and was doing the Tanzanian Spider Monkey
My wife is so freaked out she did the Tanzanian spider monkey
by Fart apple March 27, 2026
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Spider money shot

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.
PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.
by spidermoneyshot November 9, 2010
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[Cambodian spyder monkey]

The Cambodian spyder monkey, is a somwhat complex move. In general immediatly after anal said individual pulls out, gives the penis a hardy slap on their hand, and gives the female the "spyder man" manuever followed by a well placed bitch slap.
Hyde: man that girl last night was a freak!
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?
by TEAM BUKKAKE January 2, 2009
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