simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020

SpicyWatermelon

When you mix watermelon juice and hot sauce and put it on your gfs vagina. Numbing the clit and making the G spot more sensitive and easier to hit. Done to make horny girls cum faster.

I gave my girl a SpicyWatermelon last night, she said it was nice to cum first for a change.

by TWITCHSTALKER August 12, 2021

Stimulate Your Senses

How it feels to chew 5 gum.

The ad says this brand of gum will stimulate your senses.

by Names Aren’t Important February 6, 2022

Hate speculator

Any person or group who feel an event is a result of bigotry before they know all the facts.

Hey, did you read about that bad car accident yesterday?

Yeah, I bet the guy that ran over the African-American kid was white.

Don't be a hate speculator. We don't know all the facts.

by CIfan August 12, 2012

200 Players Simulate A BRUTAL Civilization in Minecraft

A YouTube video uploaded by jjkay03 about a Minecraft survival experiment including 200 players scattered across 4 different islands, the peaceful plains, The hot desert, the dangerous jungle and extreme snowy taiga. Each player was given a single life and no help at all.

Who will Survive?

Yo you seen 200 Players Simulate A BRUTAL Civilization in Minecraft?

....no?

by Zalingie June 15, 2022

spaculated

to specutate a spastic person.

I spaculated john, and agreed he was spastic.

by Johnel November 2, 2005

speculate

verb-the process of busting a nut on a good looking girls face...usually used when when a significant other is nearby.

....."I would speculate her," or as you hold hands with your girl and a good looking woman walks by, you nod to your boys and simply say, "speculate."

by splendens78 January 9, 2011