splickatoon

A elongated, bulbous, cartoonishly large firearm that is used for committing illegal crimes (in which you are the sole beneficiary) or for teachers to shoot unruly children. This term originated from Mr. Garrett Houlihan when he purchased this item at his local Target. He created another variant when he (in an intoxicated rage) broke the barrel off the splickatoon, metaphorisizing into the sawed-off splickatoon.

If Mr. Rodriguez catches you slippin, he’s going to pull out the splickatoon and let it spray.

Travon Greenly Quantavius III was spinnin the block on the opps with his splickatoon.

by Travon January 31, 2023

Anal Spittoon

To blow a man, then spit his own cum into his asshole to be used as lube to fuck him.

Bob did an Anal Spittoon to spit Matt’s own cum up his ass to give him the fuck of his life.

by BeObie January 21, 2019

the splatoon community

Look you where looking for a defernition, but you see... this... thing is to full of dark energy that consumes so much that a defernition connot describe this horror.

Inkling: I love the splatoon community

by TheExplodingEevee September 28, 2019

John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by anonymous September 24, 2023

pink spitoon

Going down on a girl when you have a big sloppy dip of chewing tobacco between your cheek and gums.

Dale: What are you gonna do when we git to the whorehouse?

Steve: I'm gonna find me one 'o them Chino girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and give her pink spitoon.

by mick92627 February 22, 2005

spickarooney

Anyone of Latino descent. A term coined in Los Angeles. Sometimes just, "rooney."

Look at all those Spickarooneys out on the beach.

by steviedee May 21, 2004

personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.

that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!

by michael foolsley September 28, 2013