Sensitive Highschooler

Not being able to take a joke and whining about it afterwards and begging for attention.

Toilet Man: You’re gay as hell
Poopybutthole: YOU HURT MY FEELINGS AND IM LEAVING THE SERVER IM PULLING A SENSITIVE HIGHSCHOOLER

by Poopybutthole February 12, 2021

micro sensitive

It’s a condition in which one has an extremely low threshold for tolerating the every day words and actions of human behavior . Micro sensitivity, in many instances, is often accompanied by severe cases of extreme butthurt.

My friend is signing a petition to get law makers to rename the Great White shark , to just shark , since it’s offensive to sharks that aren’t great and sharks that aren’t white! He is so micro sensitive!

by Daddy big hands August 1, 2019

super-hyper-sensitivity

A temporary, high altered state an individual rises to in which he or she senses the tiniest things as if they were many times larger and more intensely, cannot ignore them, and feels forced to react to them, often by correcting the source of the irregularity or by taking a break and recuperating from the effects having sensed the stimulus caused in his body.

A graduate student found he was in his super-hyper-sensitive mode again. For example, when he heard the sound of a car horn, it bothered him so much he had to stop doing his homework on the computer, get up, go to the bedroom, and with his feet on the floor lay on the bed to recuperate from the distraction. When he burped or farted he also had to stop and go to the bedroom for a short break. If he was walking to the computer and one of his sandals got caught on the floor tile, or if he hit one of his feet against his other foot, or if the chair he was going to sit on went slightly off-kilter it would frighten him so much he had to go recuperate on the bed.

When he does not stop, acknowledge what he sensed, stop what he is doing, and go recuperate, he feels the pain repressing his need to go recuperate from the reactions his super-hyper-sensitivity causes in his body. Two-years ago, he learned to stop what he was doing and go recuperate.

Knowing it is wiser to forgive the people who blow their horns or his neighbors who somehow bang on the walls or the floors because they do not know better and do not know how to be considerate, he reminds himself to forgive them because they simply are not as aware of things and do not know as much as he continues working so hard to learn.

by but for June 3, 2018

spensive

For the ignorant and lazy that mean to say expensive.

That purse is too spensive.

by bobo the clown May 11, 2003

Boner sensitive

The inability to touch or overly sensitive sensation a male gets in his dick after an ejaculation or eruption has occurred.

This chick tried playing with my dong after I emptied my bags on her chest but couldn't let her cuz my piece was still to boner sensitive.

While I was diggin this chick out last night I went for her nips but she pulled my hands off, they must have to been boner sensitive.

by T-B1rd October 25, 2014

'Spensive

a shorter, cute version of expensive

i'd get it, but it's 'spensive

by Sarah the cookie February 4, 2016

Sensitivity Crisis

The growing epidemic among millennials which describes the growing influx of PC babies.

The sensitivity crisis is far worse than the pain killer epidemic afflicting this country.

by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019