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Shelton's Law

(noun):

1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).
JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?

JB: Wait no I- !!

JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!

JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.

JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*
by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011
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cake spectacular

When someone defecates then jizzes and then defecates on the upper torso of one’s partner.
Oais offered to give Alexis a cake spectacular, however she refused.
by jenna jamason December 12, 2009
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The Spectacular Spider-Man

One of the best pieces of Marvel media. Period.
Bro do you remember when The Spectacular Spider-man used to air back in 2008?

Yeah man, good times.
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portable shelter

eg. "oh, its raining i need to get out my portable shelter"
by -totally foundation- June 11, 2006
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spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.
John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.
by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013
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shelter patina

the dirty look that homeless people acquire over time, generally a mix of urine, spilled beer, shelter soup, general filth, and who knows what else.
Have you been working on your tan or did you pick up a shelter patina during Lollapalooza?! It takes time and a genuine devotion to develop a true shelter patina. You can't fake the shelter patina.
by blourtney13 August 3, 2010
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Helter Skelter

1. A Kick ass Beatles song about an amusement park ride.

2. Charles Manson's messed up belief that the world would end with a race war between blacks and whites where the blacks would kill all of the whites(Except for Manson and his "family" who would be hiding in the bottomless pit by then). Manson states that the problem with the blacks in control is that they wouldn't know what to do because all they've ever known how to do was what "whitey" tole 'em to. So they would seek out Charlie in the bottomless pit and make him king of the world.

3.Pure and total chaos.
1.
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide
Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Till I get to the bottom and I see you again.
Do you, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you
Tell me tell me tell me come on tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

2."Blackie won't know what to do after he's killed whitey, so he'll seek us out. When he finds us he'll be like 'massah, we don't know what to do' and I'll take blackie by the hand and rub his wooley little head and say 'it'll all be okay' and they'll make me their king." ~Charles Manson~

3.After the tickle me elmo hit the shelves it was all Helter Skelter in the shopping centers
by Sgt. Pepper September 1, 2005
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