Seepster

Seepsters

Aging Yuppies & Hipsters seeping into broad society. Struggling with the reality of being grown up, in a bonded-pair relationship, and having their first child. Also known as a GRUP: a grown up Yuppie or Hipster.

Entomology
The normalized sociological transition from Young Adult to Suburban Bonded-pair Parents, has been delayed from historic trends. People are getting married at older ages and the percentage of married couples is on a significant decline. A significant percentage of the populous have delayed the migration to home ownership and creation of family units.
The primary contributor to this trend is likely due to the poor economic condition from 2007 to 2016, greatly restricting the ability

San Ramon is seeing an increase of Seepsters moving in from San Francisco.

This place has a Seepster feel about it. I am feeling real old about now

by CarizmaGuy November 3, 2016

Speeders

Another name for track spikes. A phrase created when someone was taking to long.

Hurry up put your speeders on, we need to run faster cause you are to slow.

by WhaleGirl April 28, 2021

Gravity Speeder

Anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. Their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the shit out of everyone around them.

After passing and being passed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the asshole driving next to Dan was a gravity speeder.

by Gizzmo69 September 4, 2011

spedestrian

any person whose walk is the speed of an average man's run, yet still has natural steps. Scientists have yet to understand how they keep up speed for so long without running. May cause others in the group to jog in order to catch up. Made from speed + pedestrian

(pant, pant) Oh great, these fuckin spedestrians are killing me, I actually have to run to keep up with them. Damn.

by Paul Wall II February 25, 2007

Sheepster

Hip doesn't clearly and accurately describe these hoards of 20 somethings that are trying the Brooklyn look for the first time. Purchasing looks at stores like Urban Outfitters and Cheap Jacks, there is nothing original about the oversized plaid shirts, black spandex/ skinny tight pants, Wallabees, and big framed glasses (minus the glass of course.) Getting their influences from celebrities, store windows and magazines, they trade the old for the new (or should I say vintage.) A Hipster would be someone from Brooklyn with an original look, these on the other hand, like sheep, copy the trends and each other.

"I can't stand all these Sheepsters moving into Brooklyn"

by Krystyna Printup January 14, 2009

speedysterl

Cracked at fortnite

My freind here speedysterl, he already taken, and he's cracked at fortnite

by Moist libster March 9, 2021

speedtard

Somebody so retarded, their stupidity can only be the result of massive ammounts of illegal substances.

Everyone who gives negative reviews on Fanfiction.net is a complete speedtard.

by Protodude June 24, 2004