Speed Bump

Acne or facial blemishes due to excessive use of stimulants.

Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.

by TIM4352625 December 25, 2008

the speed bump

Sidemen blind dating vid to find out the sex position

Im inside the vagina cause of the speed bump

by Ju1 July 27, 2019

speed bump and cars

a asian girl rolling uncontrollably over a white boy (who has an awaken dragon, i.e. penis) while giggling japanese school girl status

asian girl: i'm bored, wanna play a game?

white boy: chyeah! how about a nice round of speed bump and cars?

by xmeleex July 29, 2006

speed bump

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."

by willard3 February 26, 2008

speed bump

You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by earjacker September 23, 2008

Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 15, 2017

verbal speed bump

An item that many people need to slow the random stuff that comes spilling out of their mouth, giving them time to consider if it really should be said at all.

Joe's lack of a verbal speed bump has cost him many friends.

by flufferbot June 2, 2016