spammer

An evil deceiving piece of crap who likes to fill your e-mail inbox with crap about buying all sorts of ghey shit.

"If you see a spammer on the street, beat him with the nearest blunt object."

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

spammer

the lowest, most despicable form of life on planet earth. credited with uniting Christians, Muslims and Jews, Israelis and Palestinians, Democrats and Republicans, the rich and the poor in a common, pure hatred of all spammers everywhere.

check your inbox for examples.

by themarcuscreature February 22, 2005

spammer

A spammer is one that makes more money than your whole family combined!

Spammer: "Hey babe, Ima spammer. Suck my dick" Girl: "ok"

by spiTe March 6, 2003

spamsers

People that send annoying spams to people that don't want them.

The spams that these damn spamsers keep sending me are making me angry enough to use the toilet!

by Reek Stankleberry May 18, 2004

sidewalk slammers

When you drink half of a 40 and pour a sparks into the 40(Miller High Life is preferred) for optimal flavor. Taste great, gives good buzz. Cheap!

I had two sidewalk slammers last night and woke up naked in a field!!!!!!!

by Toby Levin January 19, 2008

Sammers

To place your hand between the legs of another and move your hand back and forth, slapping the thighs as a salmon's tail might.

"You should go sammers the hell out of Allanna!"

by Norm Norman February 6, 2009

spammer

A really annoying individual that joins forums and other online communities to spam. "Spam" is anything random and offtopic. Spammers repeadetly spam and usually annoy the non-spammers.
Spammers usually get *punched* by non-spammers in the community.

John0123- Well, I got a Nintendo Wii yesterday, it's pretty cool.
Gary73- Do you prefer the Nintendo Wii or the PS3?
74Y1012- HEY YOU GUYS! CHICKEN IS MY FAVORITE FOOD!
John0123- Hey, numbers guy don't be a spammer or you will be punched. John, I like the Nintendo Wii better I guess.
74Y1012- No.
Gary73 *punches 74Y1012*. And why do you like the Wii better?

by koopa7 July 20, 2008