Poop Snooter

When one spreads their buttcheeks, farts in their hand, and smells it.

Rosenberg had the worst poop snooter last night. He threw up after it!

by bigdaddyroach November 21, 2010

Swooper

N- Technical term for an observant barfly almost always male. Usually waiting for said females to get very drunk and when the time is right, swoop in and take her home to fuck her brains out.

Dawn-- I saw Frankie at the bar again last friday.

Michelle-- Yeah, me too, He's a swooper.

by Franswa October 10, 2007

snoopervisor

A manager who engages in excessive micromanagement.

My snoopervisor watched over my shoulder while I wrote my last report to make sure I didn't mention that we are behind schedule.

by Loadmaster January 14, 2004

yooper scooper

A large snow scoop used primarily by those from the U.P. to remove the annual 200+ inches of snow that they receive.

I had to use my yooper scooper to clear all the white shit from my driveway.

by YooperV December 13, 2008

Welsh Snooker

noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".

"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"

by fattyarbuckle July 5, 2008

Coffee Snooters

Coffee Snooters involve crushing up caffeine pills (available at your local pharmacy) and insufflating (snorting) them in lines like llello. Isn't stronger than just eating caffeine, but hits much quicker. Less nausea too!

Hey, lets go get some coffee snooters and vodka!

by Wojo211 September 2, 2005

poo snooker

That game for two players in which the difficult brown is the preferred shot.

"I'm just popping home with Quentin for a frame of poo snooker."

by Kate Shortforbob May 11, 2007