Sniper Monkey

Secret meaning of SIMP.
S - niper
I -
M - onkey
P -

Damn bro you are a real simp/sniper monkey (monkeys are pretty cool, guess how cool sniper monkeys are)😎

That was sick. You are a simp.🥶

by hartzer aka der g November 3, 2020

sniper food

When you are in an area where snipers have a chance to pick you off, mainly used in online shooter games

hey barney your sniper food standing there!

by Rob Homewood May 10, 2007

Sniper's Nightmare

Used to describe a person who walks with their entire body moving side to side since they typically have one dead leg. The phrase “Sniper’s Nightmare” alludes to the difficulty a sniper would have in assassinating them if they were the intended victim.

“Old Sloppy Tony is a total sniper's nightmare the way he walks!”

by gary69_ August 30, 2022

snipergang

Snipergang is kodak black's record label. Snipergang a group people that's always on they p's & q's they never lackin ,snipergang is a family ,they on whatever so I recommend not trying them because they will put your ass on a fuckin t-shirt if you play with them,

Snipergang I put a nigga on a carton!!

by Jiggainthakut April 11, 2019

sliterature

The depressing books they make you read in school in an attempt to make you slit your wrists.

Teacher: Hello class, today we'll be reading a book in the sliterature genre, it's about rape and suicide, I hope you try them yourself.

by Crucius May 27, 2008

Shiternet

Internet service that is below 2mps

Paul - "Did you watch Game of Thrones last night"
Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"

by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne April 21, 2015

Sniper Oblivion

Term used to describe snipers on Modern Warfare 2 completely unaware of nearby enemies, usually due to the fact that they are extremely hardscoping and unable to see peripherals. Sniper Oblivion is usually noticed by other team mates in Search and Destroy after one is knifed and the sniper offers no support.

Bad Kid 1: (Enters death lobby) DAMMIT that Marathon/Lightweight douchebag knifed me again, I hope Jess gets him.

Jess: (enters death lobby) aww man. Where'd he come from?

Bad Kid 2: *sighs* Sniper Oblivion dude...

by Schnalex August 8, 2010