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snack attack

The act of taking unwrapped sticks of butter (as well as any other soft, pliable, and/or relatively unharmful foodstuffs) and pelting them out of a fast-moving vehicle at pedestrians and other cars.

A typical snack attack is launched without provocation at an unsuspecting victim, better to maximize the bewilderance of the subject and escape without capture.
I got snack attacked on the way back from work and now my satin pimp suit got butter all over it.

Those motherfuckers snack attacked Jim last night, he got two big macs upside the head.
by TomNCF May 11, 2008
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Shark Attack

A practical joke in which an individual confronts another person from behind in a body of water, pulling down their pants, and thrusting viciously while the victim screams in terror.

In commemoration of Shark Week.
Kelly was minding her own business in the community pool when suddenly Austin gave her a Shark Attack in front of everyone.

Dude 1: Hey, why was Kevin so mad at you today?
Dude 2: Nothin' much. I just gave him a Shark attack in front of his girlfriend and he whined like a little sissy.
Dude 1: Not cool dude, yet very cool at the same time!
Dude 2: Word.
by herocheetah191 August 6, 2010
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shark attack dale

limited edition shark attack dale now comes withj a special penis like projectile tool for taking out his enemies. Can be fastened to ones head!!
"hey ive got the new shark attack dale!!!"
"you are an uber loser get away from me!!"
by tom-o May 8, 2003
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shark attack

the peace sign with the pinky out, the first two fingers into the coochie and the pinky into the booty. aka the shocker two in the pink, one in the stink
i played with the clit to lull her into a false sense of security, then BAM! the shark attack. but to my surprise, she was into it, then i got nervous.
by viciousk May 7, 2008
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Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.
So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.
by coffeyman February 20, 2011
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Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!
by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011
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Shark Attack

When you 69 and the girl is on her period.
I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.
by ABKT111017 December 2, 2018
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