scarjo

a handjob that is so rough it results in chafing and possibly scarring afterward

'she gave me a scarjo in the back room.'
-'a "scarjo?"
'yeh, its like a handjob but she gripped it so hard i was chafed for a week.'

by sycamore trees April 22, 2014

Snarf Job

anything sexual having to do with a unicycle.

Dakota gave me a snarf job yesterday.

by murphl23 October 27, 2011

Snarfer

a person who smells their own farts or the farts from another to see how bad they smell. This person usually likes to participate in this act and makes other people smell their farts by farting into their cupped hand and throwing it into the face of another.

When you hear someone fart and then they purposely smell it afterwards, you would call them a snarfer.

He made me smell his fart, he is such a snarfer.

by L.I. country gal December 8, 2010

snarble

To entrap someone's genitalia in the sucking end of a Dirt Devil or other vacuum device in a tragic but hilarious accident.

While vacuuming the couch cushions, Pam accidentally snarbled Jim who was sitting on the couch.

by snarblarzor122 January 12, 2011

snarcastic

snarky and sarcastic at the same time.

god, you are so snarcastic today, whats worng?

by C Star October 5, 2005

Arf Snarfer

A Person who sniffs bycicle seats after people are sitting on them.

Did you just see Ted sniff that seat? He is a total arf snarfer!

by Clay Jackson March 8, 2007

snarbles

an incredibly funny cartoon, created by a deliciously funny man.

damn, that snarbles cartoon was funny.

by sean November 15, 2003