scarjo

a handjob that is so rough it results in chafing and possibly scarring afterward

'she gave me a scarjo in the back room.'
-'a "scarjo?"
'yeh, its like a handjob but she gripped it so hard i was chafed for a week.'

by sycamore trees April 22, 2014

ScarJo

Netspeak or the shortened version or nick name for the actress Scarlett Johansson.

Hey! Did you see ScarJo on the cover of this month's Cosmopolitan magazine?

by Natalie272 December 17, 2008

Scarjo

A cisgendered woman, usually white, who plays a role that is very inappropriate for them.

For instance, a white actress playing an BIPOC character.

Man, that actress is a real scarjo, they should have an actor of an appropriate background in that role!

by HB616 August 11, 2020

Scaroused

To be scared and aroused at the same time.

Matt was scaroused at the thought of a "thunder cunt".

by teh_pwnerer711 March 8, 2011

Scaroused

When your scared but also aroused.

I feel really scaroused when being crushed by someone’s thick thighs

by Starsly February 18, 2021

scarnoncunce?

A Bogan Australian way of saying "what is going on, cunts ?", or "what is the current predicament, friends?"

scarnoncunce?

by Seclusive February 22, 2018

Joe Scarborough

Humorless twit who acts as a conservative pundit on MSNBC's Morning Joe. Was also once a talentless congressman. When he is on the show, the routine involves him picking fights and routinely losing them. When he is on vacation, the show generally sails forward as effortlessly entertaining. Rumor has it that he has incriminating photographs of someone high-up at MCNBC and that is why they continue to permit him to spew douchbag rhetoric on air. Has an unhealthy case of man-love for Pat Buchanan, another conservative talking-points blowhard.

Joe Scarborough: The way Jon Stewart undressed Jim Cramer on The Daily Show was most unfair. I do not believe our agendas, I mean viewpoints, should be questioned people. Just listen and accept; that's what I do when I'm given my Republican talking points.

by Fraud Exposer July 6, 2009