Snapple

An american soft drink with lots of empty calories and tooth-rotting sugar to boot. A sure way to become a diabetic in no time at all.

That dude is a snapple head. What a loser!

by DavidDuck October 26, 2013

Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012

slappably

When said subject says or does something sufficiently annoying as to warrant a slap.

Derived from slappable, root word slap.

and she so innocently yet slappably says, you mean u dont have to take it in a tupperware?

by Andy456456456 October 27, 2007

Snapple money

An insignificant amount of money relative to your income. Pocket change.

"Why doesn't her billionaire boyfriend just produce the play for her? He could do that with his Snapple money."

by chiagruff November 3, 2010

Snapple Factory

Someone who is always making tea and drama and has a lot of tea about them

Omg the Kardashians are a whole Snapple Factory they’re always involved in some scandal and drama!

Seth Elkins? Girl I got allllllll the tea, that boy is a Snapple Factory goddam he alaways has something going on...

by LitBitch297 March 11, 2019

snapplemamas

"snapplemamas" is a word used to define a sexy god who posts amazing content, and never misses.

"Dang, did you see that post on TikTok?"
"Yeah, that creator is definitely a snapplemamas."

by appplejuice March 9, 2021

Snapple Rich

Delco at heart. My in laws were at a graduation party. The host had a bar full of snapple drinks. Not just the regular size, but the larger ones. One of the kids had one, did not finish it, and brought it home. Later the kid said that the hosts must have been rich. So, now we say snapple rich.

They must be snapple rich!

by Tdent465 June 23, 2022