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smegmadon

The stinkiest of all dinosaurs, having an over-sized smegma gland.
That smegmadon fossil stinks like shit!
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smegmaphile

a person who enjoys oral sex with a man whose penis has much smegma, or "dick cheese."
She said, "Nothing tastes better than cleaning out a hot guy's dick cheese." That makes her a smegmaphile.
by krustydude August 19, 2009
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Smugmobile

A car that is bought just to prove that they are keeping up with the status quo. i.e. Toyota Prius
(Jeremy Clarkson) There are so many damn smugmobiles in London, look there are too in one parking spot.
by liebz January 13, 2009
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Sugma

a rare disease that can only be carried by fortnite players; somewhat related to ligma
by also a fortnite player July 24, 2018
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SMEGMA MALE

Stop being a smegma male
by BigChokolate July 16, 2021
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smegma fountain

A fountain of liquid that results from mixing smegma with diet Coke. The resulting violent eruption can damage the genitals if protective equipment is not used.
The smegma fountain was much more impressive than the Coke and Mentos mixture.
by Slim Dingo September 26, 2011
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smegmapult

when you accumulate a ton of smegma, reach down and get a sludge-chunk with your hand, and flip-kick it soccer style at someone.
Yooo, he deadass just stripped buckass naked and used the smegmapult on John.
by Rod Biggleton March 6, 2019
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