Smirfjob

When a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his penis a blueish color.

I gave him a smirfjob leaving his penis blue after i ate a blue jolly rancher before blowing him.

by [e-mail] January 27, 2011

smirff

awesome people who die their hair blue and are short..not to be confused with smurf

"that chick is a smirff"

by jessicamessica February 18, 2009

Smorgasbra

When a woman in a restaurant eats the crumbs of a previous course from the top of her cleavage.

"Dude! Check out that chick at the next table dining at the Smorgasbra!"

by 24th@SJ June 18, 2009

Smorgaphobia

A fear of buffets. The term was used on Frasier (season 4, episode 15: Roz's Krantz & Gouldenstein are Dead)

Talking about Maris Crane:
Niles: It's cruise season, she never partakes. She has an absolute terror of buffets.
Frasier: Ah, yes — the legendary smorgaphobia!

by Rina Lam September 28, 2012

Smorgasm

1.Small orgasm
2. An orgasm that you have while eating a Smore

*at a campfire in california*

guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm

by Click on this for free vbucks November 15, 2018

smoofed

when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness

Ex:

Bang Chan of Stray Kids is being so cute. OMG he has me smoofed

by Riyeori March 5, 2019

Smoif

When a nan farts and and its wet af its called a smoif

Is ur smoif stilk alive

by Ethaan smoif October 11, 2019