Smoosh

noun. A word that replaces any swear. adjective. a word that describes a gross object.

N) You smoosh. Go smoosh yourself adj) that good was so smoosh. Look zat the guys hair its so smoosh

by platypus_revenge May 30, 2009

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021

Smoosh Flag

Rhymes with douche bag, but twice as douchey. Used in places where the use of douche bag may not be appropriate.

I'm thinking of a phrase, 2 words that rhyme with Smoosh Flag... Oh, you mean douche bag?!

by wyobilly307 May 3, 2011

smoosh room

a room in a house used specifically for smooshing or having sex

he didnt want to get his sheets dirty so he took his date to the smoosh room.

by idunno27 January 7, 2011

push and smoosh

When you take a shit right on the hinge of the toilet seat then close it therefore smooshing the shit.

Man that bartender really pissed me off last night so I went to the bathroom and gave it a good ol push and smoosh.

by Bgdck123 July 26, 2020

smoosh

the act of two guy's fucking each other in the ass at the same time. very hard to do and only the well endowed can do it.

damn dude mike and adam asked me if i like to smoosh, after i told them yes they let me join in on the fun.

by bad andy hasselhoff June 20, 2006