coochie smoochie

a beautiful woman full of pure wonder, her eyes may apear as the essence of glitter in its most pure sparkly form. No one is more wimsikle.

"hey have you seen juliet in those booty shorts?"
"juliet? i think you mean coochie smoochie!"

by BabaDook Dook Dook June 25, 2024

Hot fish smoothie

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance

Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky

by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021

Sex Smoothie

The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.

Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.

by shayshay0812 February 26, 2018

Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.

Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.

by mallary1117 February 22, 2021

Stoochie

A female that has a stinky coochie

Don't fool around with that bitch. Her stoochie is no joke.

by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016

Tomato Smoothie

Ejaculating into a woman while she's menstruating, then collecting the semen/blood mixture into a cup and drinking it.

"Yo man, this chick was a freak! We were at her high school prom and she wanted to give me a Tomato Smoothie!"

by Rhad November 28, 2009