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Cock Smock 

Adj. To describe someone's dick that is wearing a condom ,or A really Gay painter.
" Did you suck his cock smock?"
" No i decided to wait "

dictator smock

Smock-like shirt-blouse-tunic-coat favored by dictators and dictator-wannabes such as Kim Jong Un, Dr. Evil, Gadaffi, and Hillary Clinton.
Check out the dictator smock that Hillary Clinton was wearing for her speech last night. She must be taking fashion advice from Kim Jong Il.
dictator smock by Juan230 June 1, 2016

Joshua Smock 

Joshua Smock is a guy. yea he kinda cool
DO you know who Joshua Smock is?
no
Joshua Smock by ifuckbabies November 2, 2021

shockley 

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.
shockley by Reknown February 11, 2014

shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.
You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.
shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.