smellwack

If you have to ask you are one

Smellwack

by Skksjsusmshsusj December 4, 2020

smellogram

when you can tell what a person ate by how their flatulence smells, they have sent you a smellogram.

He sent me a smellogram that he had beans for lunch - I think they were prepared with onions and garlic

by rustyacline May 13, 2009

Shmellow

Another word for hello

Shmellow how are you.

by Bmh98 June 17, 2018

Smellon

Nickname for someone named ELLEN. Not meant to be mean, just teasing.

Family member: "Hey Smellon."
Ellen: "Shuddup."

by Ellen Ecstasy January 23, 2009

heart of many swellows

Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.

"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"

by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007

Smello

The act of taking a dump in a condom, freezing the turd, then inserting it in another friend's asshole. The friend will then keep the turd in their asshole until it has melted. Then they re-poop your poop.

Joe: "Dude, why do you smell so bad?"
Mike: "Sorry brah, I was up all night smelloing with David."

by Moneyisnotanissue December 15, 2011

Smellwitness

A person who has smelt something and is able to tell about it to others.

My Lord, I have two eyewitnesses and one smellwitness!

by Rajeeb2014 October 22, 2015