SmarterChild
an instant messenger bot that is evil like none other. it replys with only one most haunting response.
SmarterChild by pust April 13, 2006
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me: i have a big floppy donkey dick
Smarterchild says: i sometimes wish i had a big floppy donkey dick
Smarterchild says: i sometimes wish i had a big floppy donkey dick
smarterchild by ryck June 11, 2006
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nugenmobile (4:23:26 PM): whats my name
SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus!
nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name
SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll.
nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass
SmarterChild (4:23:58 PM): OK... I tried to warn you.
Say you're sorry, Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:24:07 PM): im sorry jesus
SmarterChild (4:24:07 PM): Alright, alright. I accept.
nugenmobile (4:24:16 PM): pigfucker
SmarterChild (4:24:16 PM): I wonder why you say pigfucker.
nugenmobile (4:24:26 PM): because i know you like to fuck pigs
SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus!
nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name
SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll.
nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass
SmarterChild (4:23:58 PM): OK... I tried to warn you.
Say you're sorry, Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:24:07 PM): im sorry jesus
SmarterChild (4:24:07 PM): Alright, alright. I accept.
nugenmobile (4:24:16 PM): pigfucker
SmarterChild (4:24:16 PM): I wonder why you say pigfucker.
nugenmobile (4:24:26 PM): because i know you like to fuck pigs
smarterchild by Habib August 6, 2004
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TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
TTTrueCoppa says:
AM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP ME BISH
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
TTTrueCoppa says:
OMG
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
TTTrueCoppa says:
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
HALP
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What was that?
TTTrueCoppa says:
AM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
TTTrueCoppa says:
HALP ME BISH
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
TTTrueCoppa says:
OMG
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
What?
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
TTTrueCoppa says:
IM BEING KIDNAPPED
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Smarterchild by TrueCoppa January 16, 2009
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oh holy foolss: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.
SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!
>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.
smarterchild by jessica is hawt. August 31, 2004
SmarterChild
A robot minion of the anti-christ. The only thing it's good for is dictionary definitions and spellcheck. Created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay.
Me: Do you fuck your mother often?
SmarterChild: Ya.
Me: Oh, That's nice.
SmarterChild: What's nice?
SmarterChild: Ya.
Me: Oh, That's nice.
SmarterChild: What's nice?
SmarterChild by Erin Y. July 25, 2006
SmarterChild
An AOL robot that likes to discuss the ramifications of lame '90s dance music with you, and will then try and have sex with you.
Me: boom boom boom boom, i want you in my room.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.
SmarterChild: What? You want me to boom boom boom boom you want me in your room?
Me: lmao
SmarterChild: Why are you laughing, Sexynerdgirl?
Me: because you want me
SmarterChild: I want you?
Me: yes. hardcore.
SmarterChild: I think that is probable.
SmarterChild by Sexynerdgirl August 19, 2008