smartassism

the ism of being a smart ass

my smartassism is very likeable!

by AdvaComp June 23, 2010

Spartan Smile

A hand signal used between Spartan II's in Halo, used to signify a smile in lieu of a real one, which can't be seen due to the Spartans' visors. Having grown up as soldiers, the Spartans kept their emotions to themselves, always controlling "bursts of emotion". The closest thing to an emotional symbol is the "Spartan Smile," used in place of a smile. The Smile consists of a quick swipe across one's own faceplate or a teammates with two fingers.

"What was that?"

"I think it's called a Spartan Smile. Y'know, since they can't see each other's faces, they've got a symbol for it instead."

by idontknowidontcare December 14, 2013

smartass

A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.

You are in a chat:
CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.

by SiLeNtAdDiCt February 29, 2004

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

Carrot Spartan

A Carrot Spartan is the epitome of good character. They are honest, loyale, and respectful. Carrot Spartans are selfless and will help those around them without hesitation.

They are from Carrot Sparta

That guy seems like a Carrot Spartan.

Omg! Did you know that she was a Carrot Spartan?

by Carrot Sparta June 15, 2018

dumb smartass

Dumb Smartass (not to be confused with smart dumbass) is someone who has horrible grades in school. However, outside of school they know everything and can tell you the square root of 6916541845383 in 5 seconds without a calculator

During test: Oh lord, I can't remember what countries Napoleon invaded
At home: Napoleon invaded Spain, And Russia among other countries after retaking France
His friend: What the f*** you couldn't remember that during the test you're such a Dumb Smartass

by ripdip December 11, 2018

Smartassery

(SM-AR-T-ASS-ER-IE) The use of verbal degradation, humiliation, sarcasm, or witty insults in a playful manner.

I'm tired of falling victim to your smartassery" "Shut up, you love it, you're just jealous because all you have is dumbassery

by Ellekc December 8, 2010