Smartarded

A person who has great knowledge of useless information

That skiNderella is so fucking smartarded, but she will never win the presidential election

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Smartasseries

Main Entry: SMART·ASS·ER·IES

Function: noun
Date: 21st century

1a: observations or remarks that are of sarcastic nature expressing an opinion or attitude.
b: Smartass comments.

I'm getting tired of your smartasseries.

by vvdvla December 14, 2008

smarticles

The particles in your brain that make you smart

She has lots of smarticles, thats why she knows all the answers.

by mahitable January 24, 2009

snarnacle

noun. snar.na.cle. The mass of snow, slush, and road treatment that accumulates directly behind the wheels of your vehicle.

Joey, kick the damn snarnacles off the car before I pull it into the garage.

by K. M. Smith April 17, 2007

Smarticle

When someone or something is so smart that there is no word to describe it.

Dude, I am like sixteen times more smarticle than you are which makes me a god.

by Ashkan Kiani October 23, 2008

Sharticle

A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.

In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!

by JWB_ July 30, 2016

smarticles

A highly contagious disease that smart people catch from watching to much educational television, and reading too many dictionaries.

Example 1:
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"

Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!

Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.

Example 3:

Susan: Watcha doin'?

James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?

Susan:...

James:...

Susan: *pokes forehead*

Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o

Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*

by ~~Hoopla!~~ March 23, 2011