Ass Smart

A variation of smart ass, but reserved for those who are both sarcastic and intelligent at the same time.

Person 1: If I didn't know you better, I'd think that you're being sarcastic.
Person 2: You dingle-berry, I'm ass smart.

by M Christensen2 November 24, 2006

smart-assyness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of mirth.

George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.

by Kate Charlton May 28, 2008

smaht ass

Intelligent or witty in reference to persons in or from Boston.
Wow Shannon ! You did great on that math test! You must be wicked smaht ass !

"Shannon is so funny, she's just a big smaht ass"

by HussainArain August 30, 2016

Smart Assery

The vocabulary used to speak with consistent witicisms in a pretentious manner with intent of creating humor at the expense of the blissfully unaware.

Meg and I argued with fervent smart assery when Jacob contested the theory of evolution.

by Virginia Plath March 8, 2009

smart assy

the act of being a smart ass

Brian stop being so smart assy, although sometimes it is funny when you are.

by Brian Lusto January 22, 2006

smart-assery

a factory that produces smart asses

Dave was created in a smart-assery.

by bobbbbbbbbed February 3, 2012

smart-assery

The birthplace of a smartass. Commonly a factory or some type of mill. If you know a smartass, he's probably from a smart assery.

Smartass - "I know stuff about things and I'm gonna let everybody know about it"

Other people "I wonder what smart-assery he came from...."

by JCBDC February 3, 2012