slicer

someone who is devious, manipulative, or dishonest; a person who is sly or shrewd but with a more negative connotation; who "slices" behind someone's back for personal gain

"He told me he'd be here with my money an hour ago but now isn't answering his phone. What a slicer."

"That slicer shorted me on that eighth; he only gave me 3.2 grams."

"You pretended to be that guy's friend just to borrow his car? Man, you're a slicer."

by xaipe July 7, 2008

turd-slicer

1. One who slices turds at the turd deli.
2. Machine that slices turds at the turd deli. (Can also be a standard Deli slicer with turd slice attachment)

You must be 18 years old to operate the turd slicer.

by Montel December 9, 2003

meat slicer

A meat slicer is usually a young woman but could also be a male that has braces and will occationally cut the penis while sucking it in the act of giving him pleasure. A synonym is cheese grater.

I saw that chick who gave you head at the orthodontist.

Yeah, that bitch's a meat slicer.

by Mr. Rodgers April 29, 2004

Bread Slicers

Extremely long big-toe nails.

Oh my god, look at those bread slicers!

by mitch250 June 14, 2009

slysered

synonym to drunk, wasted, & crunked

After Caz drank that colt 45 he was so slysered that he called that one guy a fag then got his ass beat, his nose hasn't been the same since.

by george j September 22, 2005

Slyered

When you're tired and sleepy = slyered

Dude, Naomi is so slyered she tried to walk through the ticket barriers without tapping in.

Dude I'm so slyered I can't think straight!

by NayGirl October 16, 2016

slyverster

A very rare name to begin with. Someone who’s a little bit wallflower but when you get to know him, he is a very clingy person but in an adorable way! A person who cares for his family and a good listener for his friends. Quiet stubborn when it comes to argument and prefer to be alone to play safe not getting hurt but little thing he didn’t know he has a big heart with a warm smile to make others feel comfortable around him <3

you're such slyverster!

by ihateyousayang April 22, 2018