mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 25, 2015

Seattle Slurper

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

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by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016

queef slurper

somebody who likeuhdeh drink dem nipprefarts

"He slurped my queef!"
"What a fucking queef slurper."

by bodaciousbosi7 September 3, 2016

Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.

Pee wee herman is a prime midget slurper!

by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017

Coochie slurper

Someone who eats out coochies, but prefers to use a straw.

“Brayden is a coochie slurper. It’s so gross”

by Anonymous_Knowledge May 29, 2022

sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.

"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

tea slurper

a racial slur referring to a white British person. usually with. heavy british accent.

non-british person - hi
british person - ello mate
non-british person - shut up you tea slurper

by olipop6969 September 23, 2023