Life Slump

Life turning shitty through a series of bad choices or unlucky events.

"did you hear his girlfriend just broke up with him for a douchebag?"-guy 1
"really? His dog just died two weeks ago"- guy 2
"damn, he is in a major life slump"- guy 1

by Knight rider June 28, 2013

Slumpus dumpus

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.

"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John

by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016

Slumpethed

The old English form of slumped.

Caitlin was slumpethed after a long day of bullshit.

by Litteral Human Garbage April 30, 2019

Slump Season

Slump season is a stage of minimal consciousness in one's day. Slump season is the name for the final minutes of one's day where their social battery and brain power are at an all-time low. Words are slurred, sentences are meaningless or even gibberish. Those in a stage of "Slump" could be mistaken as high or mentally disabled, and should not indulge in any activities requiring consciousness or intelligence (driving, writing a test, cooking food, etc.). Victims of "Slump Season" will often mimic the tonality and language of "Minions". Individuals in a stage of 100% Slump will completely open up and become engrossed in themes of sexuality and sensuality, snuggling and cuddling, and music/song dialogue.

Bradley: "oooooh bob, bob! I'm so snuggly and cuddly right now. uhhhhhh gawwwwd I feel so sensual and loose...
Person 1: "Yo, why does Bradley sound brain dead? He won't stop mimicking the minions and talking about "snuggling"
Person 2: Oh, this happens every single night before he goes to bed. He's in Slump Season. His Slump level must be between 95 and 100% .

by JimmerTheGod September 26, 2022

Slump

The act of sleeping.

"D*** he is slump already"
"I'm tryna be slump"
"I'm tired I'm bout to be slump"

by john doe....r July 22, 2016

Slump slump

A hoe that's down to suck dick

Damn nigga I cain't wait to be off work I got a slump slump comin by my spot

by Psykrates July 23, 2018

sophomore slump

1) when a musician releases their second album, which is not as popular as their first.

2) During a college student's sophomore year, their GPA drops after having a high GPA from their freshman year

1) 50 Cent's albums: Get Rich Or Die Trying; Candyshop

2)I had a 3.23 GPA during my freshman year, but now that the sophomore slump has hit me I now have a 2.88

by Clemson Token February 14, 2007