Pop Sloper

Using any unusual substances to replace lotion for masturbating.
Ex. Chocolate Syrup, Ranch Dressing, Contact Solution, Glue, etc.

Person 1: "I beat my dick so hard last night."
Person 2: "Did you use lube?"
Person 1: "Kind of, it was a Pop Sloper."
Person 2: "Oh, okay."

by Kebi69 April 16, 2017

Undertime slopper

An undertime slopper is the act of smearing feces on one's own testicles and then using said feces to masturbate furiously.

I heard that some people enjoy undertime sloppers; I might have to try it one day.

by DaylightEnjoyer27 December 17, 2022

souperklawbra

(pronounced "super-claw-bra") an enigmatic lobster-clawed soup-can looking bra-wearing chupacabra-esque monstrosity which is rapped about by the hip-hop duo 'The SouperKlawBrazzz', written about in the cryptozological comic 'The Paranoid Freakly' and feared by small children world wide.

Kid: "Daddy, I'm scared."
Dad: "You should be. There's a SouperKlawBra under your bed, Kid!"

by juliachrista August 19, 2006

Slooperis

When two magnetic forces (Lamperis and Sloop) are combined, creating a spark too strong for the average eye. A balance of messy and refined class. Slooperis is an unmistakable mixture of madness, juking, texting and picture posing (MJTPP). Must consist of all four components between the hours of 11pm and 3am. To initiate Slooperis for the evening ahead, one of the two parties must yell/text "SLOOPERIS!". Slooperis is usually found in all black, and can provide a pocket mirror and a lighter at a moments notice.

A little Slooperis never hurt nobody

by Mi$$ Monday April 20, 2011

sloopery

when you use poop to lubricate one's anus for the purpose of sexual penetration.

i made sure that ass was good and sloopery before i hit it!

by razzwolf May 20, 2020

Slopper

/noun/ - An individual (usually female) whom is generally sloppy in appearance and demeanor and makes unwanted sexual advances.

I went to pub on uni night and all the dirty old sloppers were there tryna root me. Fucking gross!

by Slopper creator August 24, 2019

souperdork

Souperdork, who goes by Star, draws the swaggiest aliens and florks. Star is an up-and-coming artist on instagram (4710 followers as of now) and has her own swaggy alien characters in swaggy scenarios!

souperdork - "all the good accounts started at 0 too"

by @kitboy_orb June 26, 2021