slorptile

A behavioral state characterized by feral pestiferousness. Often seen in small children or dogs and caused by unmet physical, social, or emotional needs.

The dog became slorptile, whining and jumping with wild abandon, because she wanted to play with the spaniels who were out in the yard.

The nap-deprived child became slorptile and nearly wrecked a food display as he noisily careened about the store.

by Dylan Rogan September 18, 2006

Slorny

When you're mostly sleepy, but a little bit horny

I know I should sleep, but I'm slorny.

by TX Infidel January 1, 2013

slount

Noun. A wrechid woman who is too despicable to be adequately described by any of the terms slut, cunt, whore, or twat.

Alternative: A cross between a slut, a cunt, and a count. Why? Who knows. WTF? Maybe she thinks she's royalty, yo.

Guy 1. That girl is a slut, yo.
Guy 2. No. She's a cunt.
Guy 3. She's a slount. A dirty fucking, slount.

by Aaroneous Negroneous February 21, 2008

Slorntchin' it up

Whore, Prostitute, Punta, Having Sex for Money,etc

See also Slorntch.

"Ooh, Maria, was that HAILEY slorntchin' it up on that corner!?"

"I think it was!!"

by KDN1992 January 13, 2010

slarnted

To surprisingly lick ones eye.
The touching of the tongue to the eyeball.

D was gettin outta hand, so B slarnted her hard..
She didn't know what to say for six months..

by Scotty boy<3 April 23, 2006

Sloreth

a hybrid between a slore (slut/whore) and a sloth !

"Tyler, aren't all these girls such sloreths?"

by jdhb vdf vh fjd November 14, 2011

spornts

A man cave that you've secretly turned into a non-stop guys only sports and porn room by adding multiple televisions and monitors.

My wife asked why I put a dead bolt on my man cave. I told her it was to keep the kids out when it was really to her out of my Spornts room.

by Dr. Evol May 19, 2018