John: Slipknot has 9 members.
Jim: Yeah, but 5 of them are pointless.
John: You suck.
Jim: Just like Corey Taylor's mother should have done.
John: Nice.
Jim: Yeah, but 5 of them are pointless.
John: You suck.
Jim: Just like Corey Taylor's mother should have done.
John: Nice.
by limpbizkitrules February 19, 2008
Get the slipknotmug. by Smoke99blunts February 23, 2008
Get the slipknotmug. by Robert Goodberry May 6, 2005
Get the Slipknotmug. 1band that is mainly preffered by people who
A. hate their parents
B. Think it is "not mainstream" and therefore cool.
2. Some rabid, mask wearing people from iowa who were given guitars by some strange error in life.
A. hate their parents
B. Think it is "not mainstream" and therefore cool.
2. Some rabid, mask wearing people from iowa who were given guitars by some strange error in life.
by oi July 24, 2003
Get the slipknotmug. A crappy poser-metal band that gives stupid people something to jump up and down to, and gives fat, greasy-haired, "non-conformist" kids something to listen to while they pretend to have their own thought process.
It takes nine people to create the annoying, talentless noise that is Slipknot.
They wear masks to make themselves look scary and threatening, and they try to make their songs "heavy" when it just ends up sounding like static. Their drummer pretty much just stomps his feet and makes a continuous repetitive drumbeat over ridiculously distorted, repetitive, un-original and barely-audible guitar sounds.
One of their songs has a twenty-second repetitive screaming verse in which whatever the hell the singer's name is screams "I want to die!" about ten times. I say we give them their wish.
If you listen to Slipknot, you are probably an idiot. If you listen to Slipknot and are NOT an idiot, you're probably just a very angry person with no sense of tone or music.
Listen to Tool.
It takes nine people to create the annoying, talentless noise that is Slipknot.
They wear masks to make themselves look scary and threatening, and they try to make their songs "heavy" when it just ends up sounding like static. Their drummer pretty much just stomps his feet and makes a continuous repetitive drumbeat over ridiculously distorted, repetitive, un-original and barely-audible guitar sounds.
One of their songs has a twenty-second repetitive screaming verse in which whatever the hell the singer's name is screams "I want to die!" about ten times. I say we give them their wish.
If you listen to Slipknot, you are probably an idiot. If you listen to Slipknot and are NOT an idiot, you're probably just a very angry person with no sense of tone or music.
Listen to Tool.
Slipknot Steve: Slipknot rox, if u don liek dem u r a fag
Me: ...k.
Slipknot Steve: wut, u don think so?
Me: No, actually.
Sliknot Steve: fuk u u fag, slipknot rulz. ur a faggy fag fag. u like men. ur gay u gay homo fag.
Me: *plays a Tool song*
Slipknot Steve: *explodes*
Me: ...k.
Slipknot Steve: wut, u don think so?
Me: No, actually.
Sliknot Steve: fuk u u fag, slipknot rulz. ur a faggy fag fag. u like men. ur gay u gay homo fag.
Me: *plays a Tool song*
Slipknot Steve: *explodes*
by And NO I DON'T LIKE SLAYER. September 9, 2008
Get the slipknotmug. 
by BlankGirl December 26, 2004
Get the slipknotmug.