Slapdash

1. (adj.) done hastily; haphazard; careless
2. (adv.) in a hasty or careless manner
3. (verb) to slap someone (preferably in the face) and then dash, i.e. run away*

*This must be preceded by the slapped person being tricked into reading the word (slapdash), not necessarily aloud.

I just got slapdashed, now I must have my revenge.

by Clovis Fields May 1, 2010

Arizona SlapJack

The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.

"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"

by JoeGrizzly October 21, 2011

slammable

when a girl is so hot and capable of being Effed.

our waitress at the restaurant was mad slammable.

by austin lord June 20, 2007

SlamASSador

one who slams asses

Hey Adam, what the heck is a SlamASSador?" "It's quite obvious, one who slams asses!

by sushiisyum June 1, 2011

slaphappiest

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.

I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.

That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche

by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019

Slappable

The ability to be slapped. Possibly leaving a red mark.

Like Kim Kardashian's butt.

"I would love to slap Kim Kardashian's big, juicy ass."
"Yeah! Her ass is totally slappable."

by Boota Lover February 7, 2013