Situationship

A person in a complicated relationship that is too difficult for a normal word.

Stan: Aw man, my girl is telling me she won't pay her child support!
Craig: Oh shit, seems like you're in a serious situationship!

by Meka B April 3, 2015

Situationship

Not a relationship but a situation or agreement two people agree to each other

The situationship that we are in is different than any friendship or relationship I have ever been in

by Felonlove November 26, 2020

Situationship

A term women who are batting out of their league use to rationalize getting pumped and dumped, or being a side chick. A situationship is when a man does not want to commit to a woman, generally because he does not like the woman that much, is married, has a girlfriend, or is just happier being single.

A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.

Jane: I'm in a situationship with this guy, it's so awkward. We only see each other like once a month when he texts me late night.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.

by Bill 215 October 14, 2022

situationship

When two people have been talking for a long time and do not want to commit to a relationship or want a relationship with no labels.

Me: Are you & Kennedy in a relationship yet ?

Dan: No, we don't like labels or like commitment

Me: So a situationship ?
Dan: Yea

by amour.princess July 23, 2019

situationship

When your in relationship because of your situation

He and his girlfriend are in a situationship. He's only with her because he needs a place to stay

by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

situationship

Not really a relationship. Just a situation your stuck in, where your both unhappy but society says you should be together to try to make it work. . . . Screw society, be a rebel.

Jamie and josh/kinsey and scott, was in situationships. It was miserable for all of them.

by #adultproblems January 17, 2015

Situationship

When you fall asleep on the phone, hold hands, hangout as more than friends , flirt with each other, give each other compliments but you aren’t in a relationship.

Tails: Hey Amy how is your relationship with Sonic going

Amy: He still hasn’t made any moves

Tails: Oh so you’re in a situationship

by kathykakes October 29, 2022