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Simitus

The time when somebody has just gotten The Sims and obsessively plays it for days on end.
Severe cases include people walking around trying to speak like their Sims.
Person 1: Where is Jenny?
Person 2: Oh, she has been up in her room all week. She has a pretty bad case of Simitus.
by spazzmle June 2, 2009
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similac

1. A popular brand of baby formula containing viatmins and nutrients that newborns need for nutrition.

2. What sucka mc's who are much younger and less mature drink while being influenced by a better, older, and wiser rapper.
1. "John, will you pick up some similac for Emily at the store on your way home?"

2. "That nigga AZ tried to say that I deserve a platinum plaque; I was selling tapes out the trunk of my car when he was runnin' around drinkin' similac." - E-40
by TheTripleBizzle May 11, 2006
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simione

Simione is a really confident boy. Simione cares for many people and puts god and family before anything else. Simione knows how to treat a lady. Simione is a really charming and cute person. Simione has great taste in music and sports. Simione is oftenly involved with church. Simione is a caring boy. Simione is very competitive. He likes playing video games. Although at times simione can be very goofy and stupid. He also considers his friends as family or brothers. He enjoys physical contact sports. He likes eating pizza and Chinese food. Simione is really enthusiastic.
Simione let’s have a race
by Eightzeroone January 9, 2018
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Simian

A word used to describe a person with unusually apish characteristics/attributes (long forearms, calloused knuckles, awkward loitering around other people's conversations).

Also, used to describe a person who excels at hunter/gatherer endeavors (direct procurement of edible plants and animals form the wild, foraging and hunting).
Man that bitch stole the Simian's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simian blew his hot steamy load over the crate of freshly imported Chiquita bananas.
by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007
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similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!
"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)
by Thelma April 30, 2005
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Simine

Simine is the name of someone who is a once in a lifetime friendship. She is caring and loyal. She may be gullible and naive, but she has a sweet heart. If you meet a Simine never let go because she is very rare. She may be anxious when you meet her at first, but after a while she will treat you like shes known you forever.
Guy 1: whos that shy girl
Guy 2: oh thats Simine. She is so awesome
Guy 1: cant wait to meet her!
by Shifter73 May 20, 2020
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Simin

A poetic name that means someone who has fat ass and is very intelligent. Also someone who is the hottest human being on earth and everyone is jealous of.
- how is she like bro?
- she's a simin dude
by Doooookdeee November 22, 2021
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