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Silicon Valley 

A place where censorship-adoring goons gather from all around the world to create a base for the propagation of their own agendas. A place where psychological warfare is plotted and planned. A place where being black is stupid (just like anywhere else in this white supremacist planet). A place where being “poor” means that you’ll be easily taken advantage of (just like anywhere else in this sleazy planet). A place where executives delete profiles and shadowban random people all over the world that are spreading the truth about corruptions (UNLESS it benefits them).
“Oh my god! My account was just banned for the 30th time this year for speaking out against corruption on the internet and around the world!”

“Silicon Valley is NOTHING, but a congregation of corrupt people that group up with governments around the world to manipulate the masses!”

“Silicon Valley considers itself the MANIPULATOR of humanity! So much for all of this freedom that America stands for!”

“Oh my god. I keep getting shadowbanned so that people can’t see my profile.”

“Jesus Christ. I just got my account permanently banned for using my freedom of speech!”

“Why does this 13-year-old child have 60 million followers for doing nothing, but disrespecting her mother on national television, but 41,000,000 Americans are struggling to get food on their tables?”

“They keep manipulating the media through social media!”

“All they care about is entertainment and gossip and not quality of life.”

“They hate humanity unless it’s their small circle of friends.”

“They hate freedom of speech and have been hating it for centuries.”

Silicon Valley 

The Bosom from a Thot with fake tits.
Guy 1: "yeah i nutted right in her Silicon Valley last night!"

Guy 2: "Nice bro!"

Silicon Valley Smackdown 

When two Techies have an argument over a topic/object and they get into a physical altercation, it is called a Silicon Valley Smackdown
"Hey Mark, did you and Luke see what happened in the yard earlier, Larry and Tim got themselves into a Silicon Valley Smackdown"

Silicon valley 

Penile inversion technique used in vaginoplasty.

When a man undergoes genital surgery creating a valley where his penis once was.
E.g. usage:

Person 1: Hey I heard X's voice has deepened significantly
Person 2: Yeah they said they're visiting Silicon Valley soon too
Silicon valley by PseudonymABC December 8, 2020

Silicon Valley Speedball 

A combination drug consisting of Vyvanse or Adderall, caffeine, and weed. Often used to enter a hyper-focused state of mind while taking a slight edge off of the stress. Also used almost daily by severely ADHD stoners to function as an adult without collapsing into a pit of despair.
“Holy fuck dude are you okay? You look like you’re tweaking.”

“Yeah bro I’m totally fine, I just took a Silicon Valley Speedball so I could knock this project out. I also rearranged my office, flossed four times to get the blood out of my teeth, and drew this dragon fighting a hundred duck-sized horses. I’m chillin’.”

silicon valley sober

when someone is sober but still takes adderall
jim: want to go get a drink after work?
john: no i'm silicon valley sober now

BASIS Independent Silicon Valley

A very very niche school where everybody loves STEM and treat it as something to goon with.
A: Do you know that gooner? He's from BASIS Independent Silicon Valley.
B: Well I goon to integrating factors too...
A: I thought you were into femboys!
B: Only if they made to USACO gold or above...
A: What about USAMO?